Next week, everyone's favourite square periodical, Creative Review, will be entrusting their tweets to a motley crew of guest editors. On Monday, it's book alchemists Anna and Britt of Visual Editions, and on Wednesday it's Mr Copywriter himself, Nick Asbury. On Tuesday, sandwiched betwixt these wonderful folks, trying really hard not to break the Internet or drop CR into the middle of a mass-libel furore of unprecedented scale, it's me.

Pop over to CR for the full story and to find out how you can be Thursday's guest editor (Thursday editor has been announced: it's Mat Dolphin). In the meantime … no, I can't do it … far too juvenile … ah to hell with it …

See you next Tuesday.