Well gosh darn, I would appear to have a MySpace profile. Given that I’m not a thirteen year-old, a Ukrainian indie band or a kiddie-grooming sexual deviant, I don’t entirely understand how MySpace works, but hopefully I can use it to spread the Binky love.

Unfortunately someone has already nabbed the ‘binkythedoormat’ address, so I’ve had to drop the ‘the’. Very upsetting I can tell you, but I’ll just have to learn to cope with this impediment.

Have a looky at and feel free to smack the 'Add' thingy.