Ladies Don't Lunch

Ladies Don’t Lunch has raised exactly £500 for Haiti, thanks to some generous folks skipping their lunches and donating what they would’ve spent. But why stop there? If you haven’t done your bit yet, then this is a easy way to do it. There’s still a lot of horridness happening over there, and they need all the help they can get … not that you’d know that from watching the News, which has got bored of that particular catastrophe and moved on to far more important stories about sports people having sex.

Anyway, go and do your bit. And remember, you don’t actually have to be lady.