The Internet was so annoying yesterday. One or two April Fool’s jokes is fine, but when every bloody website is attempting to be crazy and zany and hilaaaarious, it feels a bit like being trapped in a small room with hundreds of Screech Powers from Saved By The Bell.

But I’m just a grumpy bugger. One joke from Think Geek. Check out the little lightsaber zipper! The intestinal lining!

It’s brought a smile to my face and I now feel less grumpy … but also a little sad that I can’t actually purchase this somewhere … damn it, the frown has returned. See: April Fool’s Day is evil, just evil.