Creation is a good, unhurried film about people and science and faith. It’s a proper grown-up film with excellent performances from Paul Bettany and That Girl From Labyrinth. It has one major flaw though: given that it’s a film about Charles “Beardy Beardy McBearderson” Darwin, you’d expect to see at least one shot of a bearded Bettany.

But no. Nothing. Some fine lambchops, yes, but no beard. I guess we’ll just have to wait for Reverse Of Ten Pound Note: The Motion Picture.