I was most angered by last night’s CSI. In it, somebody has some valuable LPs stolen from their collection, which was alphabetised with stupid iTunes logic - that is, by first names. Billy Joel does not belong next to the Beatles! I mean seriously, you wouldn’t put Scott Walker under S and the Walker Brothers under W, would you? THEY BELONG TOGETHER.

That said I’m having an alphabetical cataloguing dilemma with the P section of my CD collection. The Patti Smith Group. P or S? And PJ Harvey’s first album – PJ Harvey was actually the name of the band, before she realised she was a solo artist – what do I do?

Rant over.