Okay, so this doesn't actually exist. But it should.
As soon as I saw this image of Donald Sutherland on Junk Funk, it was just begging to be a record sleeve … so I obliged. I just added some words, because that's all it needs – the picture says everything. You can just imagine what it'd sound like (somewhere between Wilco's Being There and Simon and Garfunkel's Bridge Over Troubled Water) and where the obligatory Carole King guest spot would appear (halfway through the second side, definitely). It's a fully formed album without an album. It's one of those photographs.