Fools

The Internet was so annoying yesterday. One or two April Fool’s jokes is fine, but when every bloody website is attempting to be crazy and zany and hilaaaarious, it feels a bit like being trapped in a small room with hundreds of Screech Powers from Saved By The Bell.

But I’m just a grumpy bugger. One joke from Think Geek. Check out the little lightsaber zipper! The intestinal lining!

It’s brought a smile to my face and I now feel less grumpy … but also a little sad that I can’t actually purchase this somewhere … damn it, the frown has returned. See: April Fool’s Day is evil, just evil.