An open letter to Eva Green

Dear Ms Green

Having sat through Casino Royale, The Golden Compass and now the execrable Franklyn, I would just like to point out that, no matter how hard you try, you cannot do an English accent. You’re not even getting close. The words that plummily fall out of your face just sound ridiculous, and it actually makes it quite difficult for the audience to judge whether or not you’re a talented actor or simply a back-combed deluded anglophile. Please stop trying.

That is all.

Regards,

D. A. Gray Esq.